You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?
Alright, here’s my contribution to Red Queen week. (: (EDIT which may actually be two months from now? whoops lol sorry y’all I’m new). I just discovered this ship, and from what I can tell it’s waaay hotter than the fluff I usually write, but I’ve also been obsessed with the idea of Red as a military vet lately, so this prompt turned out to be a perfect compromise. [Tagging RQ people who might maybe enjoy this since I didn’t have my act together in time to actually sign up: redqueenweek thelast-thingido becksthewolf thegirl20 konako]
PROMPT: Love at first punch
SUMMARY: Regina and Killian are at a bar (BROTP). Regina is distracted by the hot bouncer.
RATING: M (language, booze)
Regina stared moodily into her too-warm beer, wondering what had possessed her when she’d agreed to be Killian’s wingman.
Give the man credit: he was a generous drinking partner. He was also her only coworker she hadn’t yet wanted to stab, and judging from the handful of leggy brunettes she’d seen walk through the revolving door of his love life, they had the same taste in women, too. She respected him for these things.
It was just his choice of venue she was starting to question.
- reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
- reading aloud: *chokes on spit*
Things people don’t get to choose:
- Sexual Orientation
- Gender Identity
- Mental Illnesses
Things people do get to choose
- To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over
Reblog this if you ship Dragon Queen.
*ships based on eyebrow game alone*
Room for one more?
Daily Reminder that
Emma’s most meaningful relationship and her true love is
this kid right here.
So is Regina’s.
The only love Triangle on this fuckery of a show that matters
Swan Mills Family: